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To: MTV Networks
From: Tony Zito
Subject: My Problem

Hi everyone. I'm travelling to China next week, for a conjugal trip. I will certainly take contraceptive device or drug. Also, I just wanted to let you know that I am prone to violent diarrhea. I'll bring you back a lucky cat!

sincerely,
t.